discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

(Source: baradragon)